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another get-together

guys lets have another party- its been over 9 months since the last attempt. (thats enough time to have a baby!) maybe this one will be more successful than the last.
im thinking -
>SATURDAY, OCTOBER 8th
>10pm CENTRAL TIME

some possible topics to discuss at the party (so be pondering in the meantime!) -
>favorite autumn memories
>music and films you have recently enjoyed/hated
>childhood pets that you miss
>favorite midnight snacks
>subtle things people do at work that bother you
>what is to be done with VCXL?
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No Fap Public Diary

I have decided to try no-fap for a month starting on the 14th. I am going to keep a diary here.
Day 1: 2022/08/14:
I slept all day, no fapping was possible
Day 2: 2022/08/15:
I kept my self busy with classes for most of the day. Never felt horny
Day 3: 2022/08/16:
Same thing as yesterday, but I felt horny for about 5 min at work for no reason
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autism thread

i think i am going to seek an autism diagnosis. i probably have it but im not 100% sure. i will keep everyone updated as i go along.

do any wirechan users have an official autism diagnosis?

please feel free to discuss any aspect of autism here in this thread.
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so, what are you guys listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la5UHh6Zopc&list=RDla5UHh6Zopc&start_radio=1
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I hate life. I hate the people around me. I hate classes and I hate everyone I know. I can't stand being alive, but I don't want to die. If I could fast-forward 10 years I would- and if I didn't like where I am there? I can always connect to the wired.
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Craiyon

Craiyon thread!

https://www.craiyon.com/
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Goodbyes

Ive come to a realization that my so called contribution to this site has been less appreciated then i have anticipated. I broke the piece, this once relaxing place has changed due to my short influence, and for that im sorry… im sorry for what i have done to the ones who wish me to go, and to those that want me to stay i dont think i can, at least not now. When i have become more accustomed to the way the internet and this place works. Maybe one day ill be able to enjoy this place the way it was intended, a second coming of sorts. I respect the sheer anonymity of this place, its peaceful. I have left a bad foot print on such a quiet and peaceful place. Maybe youll find me on bombparty or something. goodbye <3
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IS WIRED DEAD???!?!?!??
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Rat Thread

I love rats. This is a thread to post your favourite rats. Mice and [Non-sexualized] anime rat-girls will also be accepted.
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Wired

Im back from a very short hiatus you guys can list down their usernames, i will put them on the site. Im sorry but your pfp's are too goofy.
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how become mod
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WireChan wisdom

Wire chan, what is your wisdom. I will respond with "Thats a good wisdom" if your wisdom is good enough.
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Website

The WIRECHAN Danger/u/ Website Project is over, it looked wacky as fuck. if you werent able to contribute, too bad. But if you were, consider yourself part of the project. And the project was a complete success, i got to see what you guys wanted me to see. And I give a huge thanks to danger/u/ and wirechan for participating.
-vcxl

p.s If you go to the dav tools for the website now youll find a message i left.
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If this is 1111 get, everybody in who reads this including me will be happier, luckier, and richer.
That is synchronicity, law of attraction, and meme magic for you. Spread positivity!
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Website

Hello again Wirechan, I have a website. Its writable in html so i'm able to edit what is on the page. I want to make a project. What ever anyone wants me to write(Said in this thread) will go on the website. You can send writing or just images or even html scripts. Just make it possible, and ill deliver.
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Bombsquad

Join me in Bombsquad https://jklm.fun/CKDV
this is a game about being fast. Join if your smart.
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Current script for the WIRECHAN Danger/u/ Website project.<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title>The WIRECHAN Danger/u/ Website Project</title>
</head>
<body onload="alert('*fucks your mouth*')">
<h1>Welcome to the WIRECHAN Danger/u/ Website Project</h1>
<img src="https://wirechan.org/b/thumb/1663272398260.png"/>
<p>
The mo/U/th was fucked
By Noddy's Magic Custard Magnet.
g-g-g-g unit
DISREGARD THIS WEBSITE I SUCK MASSIVE COCKS
You might want to fix the tag mismatches. There's a </h> that should be </h1> and </marqiee> that should be </marquee>. Or you could keep them to stay authentic.
What is behind the gold door? The elevator for the gold floor Things are getting confusing and I need to eat cornflakes lsd trippii vittu sit mä vedin siihe viel ketamiiniöverit päälle sniffasin tommost hevosennukutuslääkettä tiiätsä ketamiinii sniffasin saatana sitä överit vittu k-hole nii äijän vittu kaveri katto tällee et mikä on tänään meininki kysyy mult tällee nii leuka taipuu maahan asti jätkä on tällee nii leuka menee maahan vittu mä tsiigaan vouuu leuka veny maahan ei täs mitää sun leuka veny just äsken tonne lattiaan vittu tajuutsä ihan vitun kilareis sit mä rupesin selittää frendille et mä oon ihan vitun psykoosis äijän leuka veny tohon lattiaan vittu aloin nauraa osotin frendii sormel ähähää äijän leuka venyy lattiaan ihan vitun sairait juttui oikeesti ketamiiniöverit kaveri oli vetäny jollai pipeteil tiiätsä lsd-lappui mun kielen alle sit se toi mulle jotai kemiallisii sienii tiiätsä sniffasin vittu sieraimee kemialliset sienet sit se sen pipetin kans tunki mun vittu saatanan kielen alle jotai lsd-lappuja ja sitte täs on tälläsii hyvii tiedätsä tässä on tällästä ketamiinii nii vittu vedin ketamiiniöverit veti hirveet pulverit siihe ketamiinii sellast hevostennukutus lääkettä saatana katokku hevosennukutuslääkettä sniffasin vittu ketamiinii sieraimee nii vittu äijän leuka levis lattiaa vouuu yhtäkkii leuka menee lattiaan ei täs mitää sä oot ihan hyvä frendi vaik sun leuka on lattias ymmärrätsä sit yrität siin pitää jotain pokkaa et ootsä ihan hyvä jätkä vaik sun leuka äsken turpos tonne lattiaan sit oli pakko hyppää pää edel frendin sohvaa otin hirveet juoksuaskelet hyppäsin pää edellä sinne sen saatanan patjalle dyykkaan ku joku saatanan uimasukeltaja hyppäsin pää edellä patjalle jättäkää mut rauhaan mä oon ihan vitun kujalla vittu hyppäsin pää edellä sinne sen vitun sohvalle jättäkää mut rauhaan mä oon ihan vitun kujalla vittu frendin leuka veny vittu maahan vittu mä katoin et sul on aika taipuva leuka vittu äijän leuka ei täs oo mitään hätää ja sit leuka venyy vittu kaks..puoltoist metrii ei se mene mitään hätää ja sit leuka venyy vittu kaks metrii tonnepäin vittu mä olin niin vittu mä en oo ollu ikinä niin sekasin saatana sit mä hyppäsin pää edellä sen vitun jonnekki sohvan
Damn man, just translated. That's some sort of incomprehensible Finnish lsd poetry right there! My jaw is on the floor.
kill sex 2: return of theg
in theaters near youPee Pee Poo Poo
Whinny The doo doo is stuck in the loo
And he'll send you togulag real soon
Pee Pee Poo Poo
Whinny The doo doo is stuck in the loo
And he'll send you to gulag real soon NICE CHIN CHIN This was such a good anime. Maybe I'll rewatch it some time.
</p>
<img src="https//wirechan.org/b/thumb/1663467851552.png"/>
<audio controls autoplay><source src="https//mebi.wirechan.org/audio/uploaded.opus" type="audio/ogg"/></audio/>
<br>
<h3>
Greetings from the matrix. Get your ono-sendai, <a href="https//unplug.neocities.org" target="_blank">jack in</a> leave botnet behind.
Cyberspace awaits, the real world is a sad fuck.
</h3>
<br>
<style> p {background-image: repeating-linear-gradient(45deg, rgb(120, 16, 120), rgb(60, 0, 104), rgb(0, 0, 204), rgb(0, 102, 0), rgb(153, 153, 0), rgb(204, 132, 0), rgb(204, 0, 0), rgb(120, 16, 120)); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;} </style>
<br />
<marquee direction="up" width="100%"><h1><img src="https//wirechan.org/a/src/1603447530270.png" />crop the smug out<img src="https//wirechan.org/a/src/1614631479947.png" /></h1></marqiee>
<br />
</body>
</html>
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testing (i'll delete this asap)

<b>test<u>test</b></u>

<i><u><i>aaaaaaaaa</i></u></i>
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What is the male female ratio of wired chan.
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My sleep schedule it's always outta place and it feels like I should be awake at night sleep in the morning then be awake at the afternoon, not very viable with a normal job.

How 2 sleep like a normal person? Can you get hooked up on sleeping pills?Is it worse than feeling like a zombie all day anyway?

Halp
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Furry

Why do furries exist, no offense. I just need a quick history lesson.
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Randomness

> How random is this, if you enter the search bar i youtube and you randomly press 15 letters on your keyboard. and when results show you will pick the fifth option.
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how do i feel something

sounds edgy but genuinely just want new experiences and stuff to do so i can feel something lol feeling numb ever since my boyfriend broke up with me and happiness is so far only temporary
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instead of stabbing myself in the chest
slashed leg instead
why do some days feel so good, and some feel so bad
i don't want to feel like this anymore
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So, what are your thoughts on everything that's happening between 'em.
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Do you use any other chans/imageboards besides this one? Any forums?
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Programming

Why does html have to have css as a stylesheet, cant html run the tags along with the markup tags.
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SOMETHING

No one is even here im speaking into a empty room
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Hello WIre Chan

Im new here and im from danger/u/…
and yes i know no one gives a fuck
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you have been blessed by the comfy fennec
you will have good luck for the rest of the week :)
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I have a suspicion that you are all older people and would be surprised to find someone under 30 here, meaning people who can in some way influence this or any future decades culture.
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I'm 36 hours into "NoFap" I'm already starting to lose my mind. How do some of you handle it?
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hello? (hello?)
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Since 1993, 40 crimes have been committed in Germany, Austria and France, including 6 murders, after which samples of the same DNA of a woman were found at the crime scene or on the victim's body.
The alleged killer became known as the "Phantom of Heilbronn". The police could not find any clues, and there was nothing in common in the crimes — completely different victims, places, accomplices.
It was only in 2009 that it was established that there was really no connection between all these cases. It turned out that DNA samples were taken with cotton swabs, which were initially contaminated with the DNA of their packer at the factory.
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How did you find this site?

This is a pretty tiny forum, not something that you'd likely find from a search engine unless you already knew about it. So how'd you end up here? I took a pretty round about path, I found Rainchan (rip) while searching random phrases on the tor network, and someone there mentioned Wirechan and Lainchan. I checked them out and decided I really liked this site. As it happened I had just watched SEL a few weeks before finding this site.
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Dream-Thread

What are you dreaming about? Do you believe that they have a meaning?
Maybe someone knows how to lucid dream?
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Fuck the Recursive Bible!

Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in the distant past, "red" was sometimes used in the Bible to describe brown objects, and most Bible-thumpers might secretly be porn addicts.
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reminder that wirechan is a lainland splinter
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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. &gt;mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting
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/cmj/ - comfy music jukebox

let's start with some joji

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDZkdkPHQ00
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music

https://youtu.be/IKsq7sLH4vQ duster is my favorite band love them to death hope u all like it if so i will give more suggestions on music :)
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I would want to create and image board but I dont know php and I'm to stupid for vichan ,(literraly it always give me this error Fatal error: Cannot declare class twig_Autoloader, because the name is already in use (files place)).

pLEASE HELP
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>lain
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another duster song :)) enjoy this one as well
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Did you guys like it?
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Ciro Santilli

mood: being so autistic that you single-handedly managed to get StackOverflow blocked in China by posting Xi Jinping Winnie the Pooh memes

>Is StackOverflow blocked in China?

>Stack Overflow is generally accessible in China.
>However, it is getting occasionally blocked, thanks to Ciro Santilli, who includes banned keywords in his name.
>Ciro Santilli's girlfriend was a Falun Gong practitioner and was prosecuted by the Chinese government. Ciro then adds many filtered keywords in China in his StackOverflow username. His stated goals include "increase the cost of censorship" via making China "lose money with worse IT".
https://meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/267715/is-stack-overflow-accessible-in-china/288497#288497

Ciro also has a very interesting website, with many articles arranged in a tree. From the article on "ASCII porn":
>Here's one of the Chinese government fucking 1 million Chinese people in the ass during the Tiananmen Square Protests, which was undoubtedly one of the largest gang bangs of the late 20th century:
[insert ASCII art of the Tank Man photograph]

Why not visit https://cirosantilli.com/ TODAY?
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hello. i think we should talk.
do you have any way i can contact you?
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są tu może Polacy?
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another party!

denizens of the wired, don't let this place be forgotten. let's have another party like >>>3142.
>saturday night Jan 22
>9pm central time
>this thread
there's also the rizon irc channel
>irc.rizon.net:6697 #wirechan
come have fun
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HAPPY NEW YEAR WIRECHAN!
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Liru The Werewolf

She is fantastic.
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I want to hit women in the face
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Merry Christmas Wirechan!
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Every time you see this thread. Drop a random pic!
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how did you finded wirchan? just curious
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Any art/math theory that can be used to draw like this guy precisely, in various perspective? i cant seem to create image that feels "" in shape"" as natural as him. practice aside i d like to know more about the related subject
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Sometimes I daydream about people asking my opinion on various subjects, like it matters.
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how is everony one else doing it. by $it$ i mean <everything>….. holding a JOB maintaining RELATIONSHIPS sleeping REGULRLY.
like if everyone just decided _NAH_ we'd all die right? but that doesnt explain why we dont… why believe in the iillusions of conshisness andan external world when you can just an hero
am i really eXpected to continue 2 maintain the façade of sanity for the next ???? years?
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Looking for colouring medium that can help make something 'gray"? i use ballpoint hatching and they still feel "black" to me.
There are wax crayon and color pencils too but they dont come with enough gray(s)

yes, i need some 10 shades of gray or something. Please suggest me any brand that you know…also preferably non smearing or wet, so not watercolor acrylics etc, not oil crayons or china marker. Something else basically.
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need help drawing one object in one perspective and then into another but in the manner of rotating an invisible camera around the object or moving the vanishing point of sorts, not using plan drawing

from first picture in the left to different angles in the right.

marked is an angle i wish to preserve on priority i suppose in both pictures, so you can start there too
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YouTube General Thread

Post some interesting YouTube videos you come across.
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party

wirechan is having a party.
details –
>saturday night (11/6)
>10:00pm central time
>this thread
friends, lets all meet up and see what happens.
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Can we ever break free


"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you."

Is the mind set of modern man? The more I try to not use computers the more it becomes a pain in the ass. It feels like just removing a behavior like not masturbating's, not eating meat, not saying curse words. It feels so annoying but technology in it self is so degenerate for a society. yet again it is useful for a society, it helps us socialize and reach out like I am doing now. Technology is useful in situations where a person would normally be fucked other wise, like getting lost in an urban or rural area. It is useful to gaining knowledge, unlimited knowledge on the internet. It is extremely hard to completely expunge a book from existence when PDF of it exist. One PDF could make a thousand copies. There is a positive and negative to technology like the internet.

I been inspired by primitivist to an extent and distance myself from technology off and on. It is always a pain in the ass. No one to talk to, no way to socialize, it feels like the world is set up against physical connection.

But the more I use it the more it drives me up the wall.
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hey /b/, what are you guys reading?
right now I'm reading Discworld and The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, but I recently finished American Psycho, and I'm glad I did.
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yass

yass
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hello? anybody here?
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People are online while I'm on here I believe it may be a first for me, let's have a conversation.
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is there anything more comfy than these pictures with loads of little details?
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What videogames does wirechan like?

I like Titanfall 2, despite being terribly at it. It's good fun.
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Have you ever been in love, anon?
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Please remember to recycle.
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I am not lurking before posting.
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COVID19 is FAKE. The virus is FAKE!

The very concept of germs/viruses has never been proven: https://www.healingnaturallybybee.com/you-cannot-catch-bugs-germs-bacteria-or-candidafungi/

COVID19 is fake and is being used to create a new world order, a one-world government: http://tapnewswire.com/2020/09/ultimate-proof-covid-19-was-planned-to-usher-in-the-new-world-order/
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CTRL + V

Ctrl + V is what you're thinking, also post the last image you saved:



The other 2.7%(which you'll probably NEVER run into) can either be: a.
Only be used to call the front desk. b. Only be used to call the front desk
unless a 4 digit code is punched in before-hand. c. Only be used to call 911.

Now if you are so unlucky as to find one that is part of the 2.7% minority
then you've got a 1 in 3 chance that you'll be able to hack it….
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Wat

I forgor Nah i didint, imma go eat chocolate cake yes i made the cake
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dfgdfg

dfgdfg
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drop here good pc wallpapers
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Do you ever spill your spaghetti wires?
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Hello frens
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what do i do if someone is spying me? what if i know that person?
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GED

Is the GED worth it?

GED could just be taken in like a year or two and teach all that high school supplies besides maybe memories and social connections. So why does high school exist or if exist, takes as long that it does, 4 years?
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The great knowledge from Lainchan


To response of somebody bringing up that sexual dimorphism exist in humans and the stat saying that grown men cry around 50% less then women or children.

>Males have wider tear ducts so it requires more tears before it actually shows. Males being generally larger it doesn't necessarily have any evolutionary advantage it just is what it is. If anything it's a hinderance because tears signal distress and if those signals aren't given off it causes problems for the distressed who may need help.


I need to tell me, wire. Is this a troll? How is it possible for a person to be blinded by pedophile indoctrinatio- I mean gender studies to be so blind to the nature of a statistic. How the fuck would the amount of tears coming from a person's eye effect the number of total cries? Wouldn't a tear, of course being bigger from the amount of tear water inside of tear, be noticed as a cry? Even more so by the amount of tear water and the size of the tear it self. Unless this person implies that that the person implies that tears build up in till there is enough to produce a tear. In that case, wouldn't a singular tear be produced at a time? One tear per cry. Maybe the person was confused that I meant the amount of crying, tear production, that a person produces?

Another thing that Lain anon forgot to think about. Why the would hunters mess up their vision by crying. But bUt Butubusifiaibavi nbvune you transphobe, sexsit bvsiisajhgipqeuww0qe there must be women hunters toooooooo because the modern gender roles are in forced by someone that no one can name for some reason. Something along those lines.

What does wire have to say about this? Why would a person have such a need to illuminate the differences between the sex? It makes no sense.
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As time goes on, I no longer lust for places that only host fights and violence. Which sadly seems to be the trend with imageboards.
It's hard to find a place where you can talk about something you're into without having a lot of loudmouths around creating white noise or just being plain rude. Does anyone else know this feel?
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Big up to everyone using anime avatars in corporate chat programs!
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hi, i need some mindf*ck medias so i mean things like websites,movies,mangas,comics,books and stuff like that, if you know anything that can mess with my mind write the name in this thread
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Two bears high fiving.
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What is the wired mouths blade of choice?

i carry a swiss climber but lowkey wish that i bought a huntsman because the corkscrew its usless to me and the saw wouldve been much more useful, the hook makes it so much easier to carry heavy grocery bags though
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Wandering the wired.

What brings you here, traveller?
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Is anyone here familiar with the TSUKI Project? Or Systemspace?
I want to bring the site back to life.
Not necessarily the whole suicide-cult/ARG/Schizo-enabling aspect, although it might be an interesting lore background for my idea of it's new use as a sister lainboard.

The site design is the comfiest fucking thing I've ever laid eyes on.
>https://new.systemspace.network/
I'd need help as I'm not great at web design, but I will fund the shit out of it.
Can anyone help me out?
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Just stopping by

To say

Morality is FAGS
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MP4/WEBM

1 megabyte edition
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I fucked up so bad

>Be me
>Manipulative as if it was a Merchant
>Find something that I desperately wanted
>Search countless days to look for it
>Found a rando on a forum
>Has the stuff
>Good goy! This crap is similar to something and I have no proof of it ergo I must blam him/er for it.
>Oy vei! A thief!
>Person now hates me
>Ask another favour
>No!
>Try to use multiple tricks to convince it
>Fails
>Oy Gevalt!
I really want to pull a cap on my head.
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This site just a cheap ripoff of lainchan you faggots.
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*stares at you*
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wirechat

anyone alive out there?
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Post something funny.
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Is anon afraid of the corona virus?
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HEY /b/! I NEED SOME MOZZARELLA PIZZAS BY LIBERTY EAGLE 1776, 3B IN 30 MINUTES!
IF YOU DON'T DELIVER THIS IN TIME, YOU'RE FIRED!
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Can someone help my to find this particular anime. I tried to reverse image search and trace.moe but there were no results.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs
Pic unrelated