"Hey, watch out! Someone just accused me of not bumping the thread, but they're totally wrong. The thread is bumping just fine!
I don't know why they would think that, maybe they just can't see the bumps for all the holiday cheer in here. Or maybe they're just trying to spread some Grinch-like negativity during this joyous time of year.
Either way, let's not let their accusations bring us down. Let's keep spreading the merry cheer and bumping this thread to the top of the board.
Merry Christmas, everyone! May your days be filled with love, laughter, and all the good things this holiday season has to offer."