Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in t

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Fuck the Recursive Bible! RecursiveBible 06/07/22 (Tue) 04:00:00 No.3636

Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in the distant past, "red" was sometimes used in the Bible to describe brown objects, and most Bible-thumpers might secretly be porn addicts.

Snake 06/07/22 (Tue) 09:12:30 No.3637

This is spam, search for the text.

Anonymous 06/14/22 (Tue) 15:08:36 No.3652

that image makes the Bible seem pretty rad

Default User 06/15/22 (Wed) 14:02:49 No.3659

>>3636
It is actually a good book

Observer 06/18/22 (Sat) 17:46:12 No.3669

>>3636
the bible is actually a not bad book. i like the jesus parts the most, so i might be a bit pick-and-choosey, but you can still find it interesting without the dogmatic baggage

Orbited 06/18/22 (Sat) 20:36:57 No.3670

>>3669

Hello , the top headline today is that archaeologists near Mount Rushmore have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the bible.
The page is presently being dated, if genuine, it’s from the beginning of the bible, and reads……

”to my darling candy,
All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious, any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely incidental.”

AzureDiamond 06/18/22 (Sat) 20:55:26 No.3671

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>>3670
Is that from the Mormon Bible or why is it from Mount Rushmore of all places?

Default User 06/29/22 (Wed) 11:03:33 No.3681

>>3636
you already posted this on another chan.
>>3637
he already posted this on late.city and probably some other chans.

>>3669
>the bible is actually a not bad book.
this statement especially shines trough with certain verses/chapters and theirs Revelations i guess if you're into metaphysical accelerationism.