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Mebious now up and running! Access the wired.

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 No.2477

HEY /b/! I NEED SOME MOZZARELLA PIZZAS BY LIBERTY EAGLE 1776, 3B IN 30 MINUTES!
IF YOU DON'T DELIVER THIS IN TIME, YOU'RE FIRED!

 No.2479

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Sorry boss. I cant deliver a pizza from Germany to the US in only 30 minutes.

 No.2481

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>>2479
I WANT MY FUCKING PIZZA NOW YOU MOTHER FUCKER I PAID 20 DOLLARS FOR IT AND IT HAS ALREADY BEEN AN HOUR

 No.2482

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>>2481
Chill out.I am already siting on the plane and listening to music.
Expected arrival is in 5 hours.
I am getting very hungry…

 No.2486

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>>2482
DON'T YOU DARE TAKE A BITE ON IT, OR ELSE SOMETHING REALLY REALLY BAD IS GONNA HAPPEN
what music mind you

 No.2487

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>>2479
Bruhfist

 No.2493

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>>2486
Dont worry Anon. I wont eat a single slice. I just bought me a sandwich. Wait a little longer. The plane is arriving soon.
I am listening to track 44

 No.2504

>>2493
Ok, I can wait for whole two days just for my pizza, no problem. I'm sure it's gonna be pretty good.
how was the sandwich

 No.2505

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>>2504
You can survive 2 months without food if you have enough water. The plane landed. Now I have to bring it to you. Which city was it again?
It was great

 No.2506

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>>2505
That is indeed possible but if you'd eat a pizza then without getting the body used to eating, you'd die because of shock.

 No.2509

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>>2505
The street is called Liberty Eagle, so I suppose it issss…..
Oh yeah! New York, obviously! Goddamn I'm hungry, I've been drinking Snake Juice since I called! That pizza is gonna be a complete relief!

 No.2513

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>>2509
After a long journey with buses and trains. I have finally found the address. Although you havent given me a name it was pretty clear to me where I should ring. John Doe of course.
*ring*
Here is your pizza!
Enjoy your meal.

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>>2513
Holy shit! My pizza is here!
*opens it up*
T-The cheese seems to have g-gotten moldy from all the time travelling b-but I'm pretty sure it tastes great! Thanks anon for d-d-delivering it t-to me from such a long distance!



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